No, the title of this song isn't a reference to Joss Whedon's current television series (although, given my nerdy predelictions, I can see why one might leap to that conclusion).This track is actually a reinterpretation…

The defeat of Adam Lambert on American Idol is—while worrisome in regard to the fact that his loss might have had less to do with his talent than his sexuality—a cultural triviality that will almost certainly be forgotte…

I have tried and tried to write lyrics for this song; unfortunately, this four-minute-and-eleven-second song has so many influences behind it that no single set of lyrics I could concoct would adequately encapsulate the…

Halloween has long been my favorite holiday, and this year I'm kicking off the procedings with a creepy new song: my cover of Black Sabbath's "Electric Funeral," which you can hear just by clicking this link. Listen to…

Behold! From out of the formless void of the Internet comes...ROCK OF AGES! That's right: in conjunction with my fellow evil mastermind, Garen Wolter, I have posted the very first episode of our rock-n-roll history po…